Monthly Archives: August 2014


from the desk of

Gun-Zilla ! .

Was downtown the other day looking for ammo when i decided to take a break , so i sat down on a bench lit up a smoke and tried to figure out my next move . Seated five feet away were two Somalian women who were bitching and moaning about how bad life was since arriving in Canada .
I could’nt help but ask how long they had been here ,two months was the answer , I asked why they came here in the first place , to escape the violence and bloodshed they answered .
I asked if they had a place to stay , yes the Government had supplied them with a place to stay and had given them food and bus passes so they could have transportation .
I asked in the two months you have been here has anybody shot at you ? the answer was no .
In the two months you have been here have you heard any gunshots ? again the answer was no .
Have you been the victim of any violence since you have been here ? same answer .. no .
So i politely told them that they had absolutely no reason to bitch and complain about the country that had taken them in and perhaps they could show a little gratitude , and if they don’t like it here then they could turn around and get the @#$& out of Canada and return to the shithole they came from .
I then got up and walked away.
It bothers me that we have a homeless problem in my country but instead of helping our own people the Government chooses to help ungratefull shit heels like the two i met .


While i usually do not have any cause to write about knive’s , i was given a new toy for my birthday and i felt compelled to say something about it .

Ever since i was old enough to have my first jack-knife i have carried a knife of some sort or another and i have had them all, from the cheap Japanese
knock-off’s that last a week to some very nice example’s of Damascus steel , but i never considered writing about any of them .
The Vicious little beast that now ride’s on my right hip is basically a folding scalpel, in the insruction’s it say’s ; for slicing, slitting, and gutting .

( i like it when they bring out the nasty word’s ) , i thought to
myself … i could shave with this thing , further on in the instruction’s it say’s ; do not use to shave with .Oh Well i guess you can’t have everything .
This new toy i speak of is made in the good old U.S.A by HAVALON it came with a bunch of replacement blades a not to bad case that has decent sized belt slots, and the warranty paper’s .
On the third day of my proud new ownership the little bastard bit me without warning or provocation ( i swear it ) I can now tell you from personal experience that Havalon has got the slicing part down to a Fine science .
Out of a scense of self preservation i have made pact with the knife,

I promised to take it fishing , it promised not to bite me anymore .

All in all a pretty nice gift for an old monster with a shotgun .