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Have you ever wondered how some people actually find employment and keep it while demonstrating a complete lack of judgement and knowledge ?. Recently i read an article in a Canadian news-paper that completely blew me away . A 26 year old father of four was arrested and strip-searched by Police because ( are you ready for this ? )…… his four-year old daughter drew a picture of her Daddy holding a gun and fending -off monsters and assorted bad-guys , now normally a picture such as this would wind up stuck to the refridgerator with a magnet to be Proudly displayed for a minimum of 90 days. Unfortunatly the offending picture was drawn while she was in school. staff took one look and freaked-out ! so they called FAMILY and CHILDRENS SERVICES who in turn freaked – out ! and called the POLICE who of course freaked -out and when the young father went to pick -up his children that afternoon the POLICE arrested him and charged him with possesion of a firearm, handcuffed him and took him in so that they could strip search him . Meanwhile the POLICE show up at his house and inform his wife that he has been charged with possession of a gun ! . During this time CHILDRENS SERVICES questions each of his children while the poor mother has no idea where her children are, it seems the POLICE have neglected to inform her of their location . A search warrant is obtained and officers are dispatched to the familys residence where they methodically go through every nook and cranny only to find ……. ( ONE ) PLASTIC TOY GUN complete with foam darts…. Can you imagine having to explain all this to your children ? Can you imagine your children trying to explain this to their freinds ? what do you tell your neighbours ? and so on . Since this has happened the family is trying to decide what to do next , they will definately look for a new school for their children to attend !!! .

Personally I would look for the NASTIEST ,BLOOD-SUCKING ,FLESH-EATING lawyer that i could find and let him or her feast on this banquet of stupidity….. but thats just me .

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